if princess peach was on a dating website

Likes: Baking cakes! I also enjoy golf, tennis, and kart racing.

Dislikes: Meanies > Banana peels. Brown-haired copy cats. Guy who can’t take no for an answer.

Political affiliation: Vote for Peach! Teehee. Just kidding :p The Mushroom Kingdom is not a democracy.

Faith: I pray to a giant star in the sky. I also believe that babies are delivered by storks. I know because one time my friend was dropped by one and went on a crazy adventure with dinosaurs to save his brother.

Six things I could never do without: My toad servants, my frying pan, my go kart, my castle filled with magical portraits, turnips, and the color pink!!

You should message me if: You know how to treat me like a princess

Comments:
mario: i've savd you like 100 times
and your online looking for a boyfriend.

peach: sorry i think of you as a brother

mario: who can you even date everyone in the mushroom kingdom is a MUSHROOM or turtle
i'm the only man

luigi: ...

peach: LOL

mario:HAHAHA! nice one LUIGI

LUIGI:

disturbing thought

rawr (ben) wrote:disturbing thought

How is it disturbing

think about it

WAA
WALUIGI IS IN THIS THREAD
THE POSTS ARE GOOD AGAIN

if you wanna see the whole post its here its funny
http://venturebeat.com/2012/09/06/if-gaming-characters-had-dating-site-profiles-peach/